Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
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- Harry is an Auror
- Ron was an Auror, but left to help George run Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes
- Hermione is head of the DMLE
- Neville married Hannah Abbott, who is applying for the job of Matron at Hogwarts
- They’re still friends with Victor Krum
- Ginny is a journalist
- Percy is the head of the Department of Magical Transportation
- Teddy is rebellious and him and Victoire snog, like, all the time.
- Rita Skeeter is still a huge bitch
today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread
we used to do this at tropical smoothie, we traded smoothies for wings from the chicken place next door it was incredible, bring back the barter system
The world needs more English Bulldog cuteness.
BUT DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS
HARRY POTTER HAD SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THAT AMAZING WOMAN THAT THE MOMENT SHE WAS DISRESPECTED HE WAS FILLED WITH SUCH A POTENT RAGE HE WAS ABLE TO CAST AN UNFORGIVABLE CURSE
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
Even now, she can’t do it.
She holds him by his left arm, despite knowing he is right handed.
She holds her sword by his neck, and has it facing down to his shoulder, instead of his throat.
She knows this is reckless. If he wanted to, he could easily overpower her. He could grab his Zanpakuto, and strike her down before she could blink.
But she can’t do it.
Even after all this, even after everything comes out, she can’t do it.
She can’t think of him as her enemy.
parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”
me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”